User:Zzdragonsage
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General Info
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- Justintimme1 was here.
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- Gnr came here.
- So did his mom, but we cleaned up that wet spot already
- Gnr came here.
Zzdragonsage's current Penis Size is: 5 milimeters thanks to GroPlus grass enhancement chemicals; A 500% increase
Zzdragonsage's hobbies include
- Being on the recieving end of "red socks" and "Russian Bobsleds"
- Skipping classes at his local community college
- Sitting on wine bottles without any clothes on
- Using a magnifying glass to find his Penis
Zzdragonsage is a screen name used by an infamous Runescape player. Zzdragonsage was created sometimes during mid-spring of 2005. Zzdragonsage's popularity came from his devotion in a Runescape clan called: Dark Dynasty. Zzdragonsage served as Leader, Head Senate, Senate and as well as other important ranks throughout his 2 years of clan career, prior to being kicked out of Dark Dynasty for cheating in a leadership election. He has since been banned from the site. He is not a famous nor well-respected F2P/P2P pker as he hires people to level his character (which is cheating). Zzdragonsage continues to play RS so much that he has started neglecting other real life activities. His life basically revolves around Runescape.
Rumors
Many state that Zzdragonsage is currently training his combat ability by getting both his mage level to 99 (max)as well as getting his strength level to 99. This has been confirmed, as has the fact that he is cheating and using other people to play his account for him. He is often found in world 89 (P2P server) as well as in world 90 (F2p server). Zzdragonsage has chat set to friends in order to prevent many RS players from contacting him. He has been spotted across RS wild during his PK expeditions. We had a chance to speak with Zzdragonsage's life partner: Darthvaderhc (who is rumoured to help ZZ cheat with his leveling) about dragonsage's merchanting skills and darthvaderhc told us: "Lets be honest, he sucks."
Zzdragonsage's Cheatings (Note: as there seems to be a considerable amount of cheating and treachery related items I have grouped them all together)
ZZdragonsage has proven many times that he is nothing but a powerhungry Runescape cheater. He got his first taste of power when he was appointed leader of Pheonix Empire (Which became known as Dark Dynasty). He later stepped down to the position of senator. While rumors also state that Zzdragonsage might have the intention to step down as Senate in Dark Dynasty in order to give opportunities to other members to take charge of this top rated RS Clan, this has proven false as he was essentially forced out of his senate position as the realization to his cheating came to light by fellow clan members. His official stepdown from the Senate, came only a few months after he had been caught cheating on the leader election. Though he denies that he did anything wrong, insisting that his account had been hacked, it was later revealed that Darthvaderhc had logged into ZZ's forum account, from his house, and had cheated. However since this admission of Darthvaderhc's guilt was over Runescape (and the conversation was recorded as evidence) there are thoughts that it was really ZZdragonsage on darthvaderhc's account. A new rumour has been fueled by Darthvaderhc: supposedly zzdragonsage used Darthvaderhc's forum account to make a post demading that the current leader of Dark Dynasty (Nevrane) should step down. This was most likely done as an attempt by ZZdragonsage to regain the leadership.
ZZdragonsage has admitted publically to hiring others to train his character to 99 magic and 99 strength (via pest control). His current going rate is 1M per hour. He has also admitted that he pays other people Runescape money to pay for his membership, as well as sharing other people's accounts.
His unreliability has resulted in him being forced to give up his Dark Dynasty forum account and being forced to create a new forum account.
Updates on Zzdragonsage
Zzdragonsage has offically reached lvl 99 mage by cheating. After returing to F2P for 3 weeks, he decided to become p2p for 2 more month in order to max out his str lvl to 99 by cheating. Zzdragonsage told us that he will return to F2p as soon as his goal of having others get him 99 str becomes sreality.
Interview with Zzdragonsage
We had a chance for a 5 minute interview with Zzdragonsage after spotting him in world 90 edgeville as he was about to go on another pk expedition with his 99 mage. We would like to thank Zzdragonsage for this time and the golden chance for the public as well as his fans to know him better. Unfortunately since he has been muted ingame (for repeatedly sexually harrassing members) these are the answers he probably would have given.
Q: What is your real life name?
A: Steven Ziang
Q: Why do you like to pk in f2p instead of p2p?
A: F2p is classical and many of my friends are f2p so i like to enjoy my time with them. Additionally my parents don't let me pay for p2p so I can only be f2p when I cheat and have someone else (other than a direct family member) pay for my membership.
Q: You realize there is no such thing as pking anymore right?
A: Wait wtf!? You mean i've been in the wilderness for 5 hours for nothing!?
Q: How many rune kills do you get per week (during normal conditions)?
A: Rune kills? I only kill unarmed noobs, otherwise i'd get my ass kicked
Q: Why did you decide to step down from Leader in Dark Dynasty?
A: Because I was busy with RL and wanted to give someone else a chance to lead.
Q: How is Dark Dynasty doing right now?
A: Oh, they are doing great. I wish i hadn't been so dumb and gotten myself banned from that awesome clan.
Q: Who do you like to pk with normally?
A: Darthvaderhc and I Pk all the time. We pk so much that we know what to do without communicating with each other. Thats the ideal teamwork that everyone wants to achieve so i guess we are on the top XD Well actually he's usually on top. I like being on the recieving end.
Q: Is it true you are going for 99 str soon?
A: Yes
Q: How much do you pay people to pc for you?
A: I pay them 1million gold per hour
Q: Tell us something about your real life news and your plans for up comming future.
A: Well after I was rejected from Harvard I decided to go to the local community college, but classes are really really tough. I have started a new job, I sell myself to be Red Socked by others. The pay is bad but I enjoy the work a lot.
Q: What is Dark Dynasty's website?
A: Just google: Dark Dynasty XD
Q: Do you dislike any RS players?
A: Very few RS players are jerks like me, so i like most people.
Q: Who is this 13 Lepercon person?
A: Ah Lep, he is great.
Q: How much do you weigh?
A: Only 231 pounds
Q: What is your favorite food?
A: Rooster, oh wait I mean cock.
Q: What do you think of Ravenclaw38?
A: Tell him to go stick his beak up his bird ass
Q: Have you found a cure for your AIDS yet?
A: I suck dick ten times a day in an attempt to cure it. I'm not sure if its worked yet.

