User:Zenskeptic
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Name: Zen
Sex: Yes
Race: Only if it's a short one.
Birthdate: May 4
Occupation: Law Student, Vigilante
Religion: Varies (usually Buddhist)
Education: Working on Pre-Law degree currently.
Location: Miskatonic University Frat House
Goals: To build a giant ray gun and blow up the moon. (stupid moon)
What Qualifies Me To Provide Information: I Know Everything!!!
Favorite Actor: Tom Cruise
Favorite Actress: Jessica Biel
Favorite Melon: Honey Dew
Reason For Becoming Vigilante: Revenge, DUH!
Reason For Liking Jessica Biel: What do you think.
Favorite Poet: Wouldn't you like to know.
Best Song Ever: Bat Country - Avenged Sevenfold
Favorite Sports: Surfing, Golf
Best Reason To Destroy The Moon: To make the tides stop and revenge.
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop: The World May Never Know.
Who's The Champ: I Am.
Best Thing About Myself: I'm Humble
Worst Thing About Myself: I'm Too Damn Sexy and Smart.
Reasons I Should Be Made Emperor: I would be fair yet draconian.

