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School of Hard Knocks
Address
666 Happy Trail
State of, Confusion, 696969
USA
Information
School district Ohio State
Principal Andrew Friedhoff (dru)
Assistant principals Mike Sampson (Nacho)
Ryan Roth (Rain)
Billy Hardman (billdo)
Chris Hill (Chrisy)
Staff Bob Saget
Eric Cartman
Enrollment

4 + beer

Average SAT scores less than yours
Average ACT scores 1 zillion
School type Extra Super Private, badass school
Grades only bad ones
Language sign language
Campus in da hood
Motto No Shirt, No Shoes, No Dice
Accreditation(s) wtf is accreditation?
Rival Michigan, Steelers
Team name Empty Pussies
Color(s) Pink and Lime Green
Yearbook nobody signed ours :(
Founded scavenger hunt
Communities served Stow,
Feeder schools a plate i guess

School of Hard Knocks is a school located in Suburbia, Swaziland, a suburb of UrANUS. It contains just underwear, and more than 100 "mustard stains". It is one of the largest sources of awesomeness in the world. Their school mascot is Your Mom!!!.


History- There was once a time where all of the men involved hated each other. They tried to kill each other with building blocks, when they were 15. Now you must be thinking: aren't they too old to be playing with building blocks, but the truth is no one is to old. NO ONE!! Well the story turns out to be all a misunderstanding on the fact that they all are amazingly sweet. So they have been on the loose looking of a girl to join the group but hey no girls are cool enough. But then they thought fuck girls they all suck (well dick). The group now has added that they will take monkeys.(only if they through poo on you) YAY FOR MONKEYS!!


Proven Facts-
1.)No one in the group will live pass the year 3000
2.)No one in the group has a kid named assfartshit
3.)David, well he's the friend who no one likes sorry man
4.)Chris is not a redneck unless you hit the back of his neck
5.)Nacho is not Mikes real name but no one can remember mike so they say nacho
6.)Ryan is the big one with hair that seems red
7.)Andrew is funny looking when he flaps he hand and smiles
8.)Mike was born on 4-20
9.)Bill born on 7-11
10.)The other dont matter not funny.....unless you consider the fact that Andrew's B-Day is 7-10, Billy is 7-11, and Josh(Hawiian brotha) is 7-12
11.)We think you all suck and are not cool hahahahaha
12.)Batman is not gay but hey robin sorry you are so is Jeff Lamb (i sure hope he doesn't read this and hunt us down)
13.)the man is holding us down
14.)Ryan's Dad thinks Amy Glomski is HOT!!! oh yeah baby huba huba
15.)Three would have been impaled by a flying pole if they didnt run to a bathroom
16.)In Memory Of What Has Been Deleted: You better pucker those lips and kiss my ass
17.)We were all under the impression that the mustard stain came out
18.)Bleeding Mascara + Target = Fun
19.)All my friends are dead
20.) We want CB radios for our car beds so we can talk to other car beds