User:Zythe/Alex Wilkins
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Alex Theodore Wilkins, born 26 May 1990 is a famous drummer for post-pop-punk band My Dead Friend and also a well known gay rights activist.
He broke up team extreme and is the intercontinental gerbiling champion. He enjoys saying the word "fellatio" and sometimes editing Wikipedia.
A gypsy once foretold that Alex would be the "midget king". After a civil union to Basil Seaforth-Craigwell, but they divorced after he became the second example and living proof of the fact that mastubation does makes you blind (the first example is David Blunkett).
Alex is also black.
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