User:Zkoenig

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                                               Ashley Coyne
    Commonly known around the University of Tennessee at Knoxville campus as a beautiful and intelligent young woman.  
    It is often said that she has been in a relationship with a Swiss male named Philip Holte.  Of course such an assertion is totally absurd.  In fact, she has repeatedly turned him down, most recently about 15 minutes ago (8:30 PM EST on May 9, 2008.)  He seems to not see these rejections and continues to doggedly pursue her, going so far as to go to her house in New Jersey and stay there for a few days, under the pretense of rowing.
   In actuality, it is with Zak Koenig that her heart lies. For at least 2 hours this year, it was facebook official.  www.facebook.com  Even now she is sitting with him watching a movie.  
    Another little known fact is that her and Zak are actually going to be engaged in the future.  To be totally honest he is actually staying at his future mother in laws house tonight and for the next few nights.

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