User:Zenskeptic

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Name: Zen

Sex: Yes

Race: Only if it's a short one.

Birthdate: May 4

Occupation: Law Student, Vigilante

Religion: Varies (usually Buddhist)

Education: Working on Pre-Law degree currently.

Location: Miskatonic University Frat House

Goals: To build a giant ray gun and blow up the moon. (stupid moon)

What Qualifies Me To Provide Information: I Know Everything!!!

Favorite Actor: Tom Cruise

Favorite Actress: Jessica Biel

Favorite Melon: Honey Dew

Reason For Becoming Vigilante: Revenge, DUH!

Reason For Liking Jessica Biel: What do you think.

Favorite Poet: Wouldn't you like to know.

Best Song Ever: Bat Country - Avenged Sevenfold

Favorite Sports: Surfing, Golf

Best Reason To Destroy The Moon: To make the tides stop and revenge.

How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop: The World May Never Know.

Who's The Champ: I Am.

Best Thing About Myself: I'm Humble

Worst Thing About Myself: I'm Too Damn Sexy and Smart.

Reasons I Should Be Made Emperor: I would be fair yet draconian.